My mother just asked me what a Foc 5 was…
You know those jewelry store commercials that run constantly this time of year to shame men into buying stuff for their wives/girlfriends? One day I’m going to do Christmas just like that, except when she opens the box, all that will be inside is a picture of me in front of the store with the caption, “I went to Jared!!!! :D”.
And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.
This is my life in two gifs. xD
Graphs throughout your school career.
All this does is prove that high school is no fun…